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Jerry had a little lamb.

It was a shade of paint.

It went right on the bathroom wall.

The fumes could make you faint.

As a guy who gets pooped at the mere thought of washing bird droppings off a car, I never figured I would wax poetic over my amazing ability to clean and wax my wife’s wheels. But it turns out I am a gem.

Well, it finally happened. No, I didn't go bald, get divorced or accidentally go to work without pants. I got COVID!

Live from sunny Antioch is the 2023 From The Shoe Oscars. Twenty twenty-three was an exceptional year at the Shoe. Dramatic as well as comedic stories and performances abound. The industry here at the Shoe has undergone many changes and those changes are reflected in last year’s stories.

Recently, my therapist nearly nodded off while I was explaining the complexities involved with my various pet peeves. I was indeed peeved with her disinterest and asked in an acid tone, "Would you like some toothpicks to prop your eyes open until the session is over?"