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Erma Bombeck Writing Competition: Humor Global Honorable Mention- Mom's last gift

Most people would never find anything funny about their Mother's death.

Most people are normal. But if you'd known my Mom and her Irish sense of humor, you'd swear she planned this.

Mom slipped into a diabetic coma while I was fifteen hours away,camping in the mountains with my young daughters. Worried sick, we racedhome through the night. As we pulled into our driveway, the truck's transmissiongave out. My husband Mike took the truck to our local repair shop, theTransmission Hospital, while I sat at Mom's bed in the intensive care unit. Mybrother, also Mike, and his wife drove home, and my sister and her husband,another Mike, flew in too. Having so many Mikes in the family, things cansometimes get confusing.

We siblings sat with Mom around the clock, taking shifts if needed. Mompassed away a week later with my brother at her side. He left the hospital atthree in the morning and collapsed in bed. Hours later my husband and I droveto the funeral parlor to begin making arrangements, leaving my brother andsister to rest.

The home phone rang, and my brother, still groggy, answered.

"Mike?" the voice asked.

"Yeah," my brother replied.

"This is Dan at the (unintelligible) Hospital. You can come pick her upnow. She's ready to roll!"

My brother gasped.

"You mean, I have to come get her?" he sputtered.

"Umyeah. We don't deliver," Dan said.

My brother's heart pounded. "But I thought the funeral home took careof that!"

Seconds of uncomfortable silence ensued.

"Um...this is Dan. From theTransmissionHospital. Your truck is fixed."

This was Mom's last gift to us-something to laugh at through the tears.

My brother still recalls his horror at that moment, and I'm quite sure Danwas traumatized for life. I was tempted to engrave "She's Ready to Roll!" on hertombstone, but the normal people at the funeral home frowned on the idea.

Sixteen years later, we're still laughing. Thanks, Mom. I miss you.

-Tara Powers

Tara Powers is a native Floridian, wife, mother, companion of parrots, nurse, and baker of legendary rum cake. After raising two daughters andcaring for aging family members, she began writing the stories that had swirled in her head. She is a member of SCBWI and is currentlyquerying and revising tales for middle-grade readers. Her Irish blood compels her to write for the young and young-at-heart.

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