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Wednesday July 17, 2019

Never Argue With a Wiener Dog: You'll Lose!

Diane Pascoe's second book, Never Argue with a Wiener Dog: You'll Lose!, is filled with 44 true stories guaranteed to tickle the funny bone or touch the heart.

"The topics in my new book include stories about our dogs, marriage, secrets, vacation disasters, chocolate cravings, our shag dance lesson, dental nightmares, dodging the hurricane - you get the drift!" she says. " These upbeat, funny, relatable or heartwarming short stories help readers to laugh at the little things in life."

Her first collection of hilarious personal essays, Life Isn't Perfect, But My Lipstick Is: Real Life. Real Laughs, reflects the mental musings of a wife, mother, and (sometimes) gracefully aging woman."

She lives in North Carolina with her husband, Eric (also known in her stories as "Honey" and "Love God") and their two dogs.

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